Today during lunch, V told me all about "Bad Santa." Apparently he comes at Christmas time to wreck havoc on the good children. A few choice details that V shared about Bad Santa:
"While you're sleeping he smacks you in the head."
"On Christmas, when the kids are supposed to be having fun, he stabs out their eyes."
"He takes all the good kids away, and he leaves the bad kids behind to destroy the world."
"While everyone is asleep, he crashes the reindeer into their houses."
"If you take a nap, he chops off your ears."