We're in the process of working with insurance to re-roof and re-side our house, so when someone left me a message this morning saying they were Tim from the underwriting department, I called back right away. Then we had the following conversation:
Guy: This is Steve in underwriting.
Me: This is Tricia L, and I'm returning Tim's call.
Guy: Tim is my assistant, so I'd be happy to help you. We're making capital improvement loans to small businesses. Are you the business owner?
Me: Wait? What? No! Go away. I don't...
Guy: No, you go away!!
Guy hangs up the phone.